For years now I’ve been trying to make a name for myself on the internet. One crappy website after another and all for naught! I’ve had the name HumanZoom for five almost six years now and on several occasions I’ve thought about changing it, but when you’ve worked on one name for so long it’s hard to move on. Besides that, what the hell is a HumanZoom anyway? It’s unique. Gay maybe, but unique none the less.
From time to time, I do a quick google search for HumanZoom to see what the all mighty wizard of information has in store for me. Crap on top of crap most of the time. Old run down websites, small tidbits of information from forum postings I made, and several blog posts are what turn up most of the time. But not today. Today among the usual crap, I found a site where I have been immortalized in the ProjectRowdy.net Quote section [ http://www.projectrowdy.net/Index.php?content=Quotes&limit=200 ].
I’d like to admit right now that I was previously going to write a hard-hitting opinion / editorial piece describing the conflict in the Middle East from the point of view as a Palestinian-American. Before I could get cracking on this article, my friend reminded me that I was not Palestinian. “That’s okay!” I replied back. “I really can’t write, either!” This all balanced out because nobody apparently gives a damn when we I write hard-hitting opinion / editorial pieces about real world events such as Leprechaun herding and that fat drunk Russian guy who used to be a Communist but is now just bloated and Russian and out of a job. He was that guy who arm wrestled Ronald Reagan all the time in the 1980’s while wearing a communist headband. Mikhail Baryshnikov or whatever. I think he’s currently either dead or a corespondent for CNBC. Regardless, he needs our prayers now more than ever.
Now, I never really remember saying any of the quotes listed on this page, but none the less that one was my favorite. So in conclusion, thank you webmaster of Project Rowdy for that little bit of fame on the internet. I owe you one.
Remember, today’s link is NSFW. BTW, what the FUCK was that bitch thinking and why can’t I meet girls that will lay naked on a table while I light them on fire?
