Q: Why do you have a blog?
A: Because blogs are all the rage. Everyone that is cool has a blog.
Q: I was told that people that have blogs are gay.
A: First off that isn’t a question. Secondly, you’re a fag.
Q: What is this blog about?
A: Everything and nothing (at the same time).
Q: What’s with the creepy milkshake guy at the top?
A: Master Shake rules. If you don’t know who that is, then you wouldn’t understand.
More coming soon…when I feel like it.
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